She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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