is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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