do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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