why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
