theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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