The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
My ATM looks so different sober.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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