My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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