they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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