Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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