Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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