I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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