did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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