Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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