do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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