I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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