Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
