Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Boobs are out for the taking
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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