Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
When are your genitals available?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
