We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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