FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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