Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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