Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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