Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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