Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
