their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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