Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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