So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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