I must be too annoying 4 u.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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