He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Mom said you looked used
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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