i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
