what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
How naked do you want me to be?
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