Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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