Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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