also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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