wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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