i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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