weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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