"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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