I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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