it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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