I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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