Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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