He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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