You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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