One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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