If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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