She is in my trunk
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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