he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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