Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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