So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
