I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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