Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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