drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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