you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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