Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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