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say what?
wanna hang out?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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