i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We got so high we made milksteak
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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